because of my weird hobby of people watching, i came up with 10 categories of 'irkable' people, those you cannot and i mean CANNOT by all means stand!
i know i cant, but hey, maybe you can. i hope you can recognize some of these people... enjoy
1. Guys with bitin shirts. not just bitin shirts but also those wearing skintight/pitis shirts and pants. they're not really that irkable, but they pinch a little nerve here and there. i just cant stand seeing some guys, waering one size smaller clothes, i would understand if its a girl, but on a guy its just plain nasty. it doesnt look good on them and im the one feeling the discomfort that comes with wearing those shirts/pants.
2. chismosas. man! these people i really cant stand. specially if you're really tired and going cross country on a bus and the people behind you cant stop yakking and yakking about people they hate and people they envy not to mention the megavolume of their screechy voices. do something more productive and conducive to society, instead of bashing other people behind their back.
3. crying babies. not that i hate babies and all, but sometimes you just really want to put a lid on the kid's mouth to stop him from crying. its like ringing hard on my ears whenever i hear a wailing baby, its irritating. with their never seeming to care parents that lets their babies cry all they want.
4. over pda couples. i mean cmon! i know you love each other very much, but you dont need to show the whole world how much you love each other by smothering each other with kisses and giggling and touching, making other people squirm. besides, its bad for a girls rep, people will think you're 'easy'.
5. senoir complainer. isnt it that the more a person gets older, the more mature he gets? i think here its the other way around. whenever i see a senior cit in public transport, they cant stop complaining whether its the way the driver maneuvers the bus/jeep or the aircon's thermostat. the oldies should be mature and not use their being old to get their way.
6. gumchewerstickwherever. these people are shits. they stick their gum wherever and the next thing you know, you got it on your shoe, pants, bag, hair, shirt etc. if i ever catch one on public transport, i'll personally cut out his tongue and stick on his chair with his gum.
7. cologne bather. specially if im on an airconditioned bus. damn! these people are so lazy taking a REAL bath, they resort to overpowering cologne shit. its suffocating and nauseaus.
8. feeling-friends. they're not that bad as the rest, but sometimes we need a little elbow room to breath in a not well ventelated area. its bad enough to have someone talk to you about people you dont know and couldn't careless but asked you to do the same thing? um, i dont think so.
9. IgotanIPODyoudont. i hope these people tear their eardrums already. we know you have an ipod you dont have to flaunt it, by blasting its volume louder than the bus's radio.
10. mega-low rise jeans. the sight of other people's butt-crack is enough to make me hurl. have some decency. have some self respect.
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